Oi! Oi! Oi!

Goodbye LJ.

My polling place smelled like urine

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... and blogging it.

The words that I am blogging now mean nothing more than meow to an animal.

My wii got it's memory wiped. I lost all my wii friends, please re-wii-friend mii.
You need to resend mii your wii number too, k. thnx

EL BLOGO!

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Today, I went grocery shopping. On my way in, I saw an elderly gentlemen who had just finished unloading his cart. I asked "Can I take that for you". He happily agreed, and then proceeded to tell me how it had taken him 30 minutes to find his car because he forgot where he had parked. I gave him a friendly laugh, and away I went with his shopping cart. Halfway through my shopping I look at my cart and there is a cane hooked onto the handle. i robbed a crippled old man... on accident. this is what I get for trying to be nice. I left the cane with the management at the store. I wonder if the old man thinks I did it intentionally. I'm sorry old man.

I am less random now.

no one understands me. i think i'll blog about it.

WAAAAHH!!

The excitement of flipping a user cluster...

OMGZ, my journal aint broken. Or is it?!

HAHA!!!!
I have a user cluster all to myself!