EL BLOGO!

XML_Parser_Simple();

}

function handleElement($name, $attribs, $data)

{
if ($name == ARTIST or $name == TITLE){
// $currentsong .= "
test ". $name. ": $data";
printf('%s: ', $name);
printf('%s
', $data);
}
}

}
$p = &new myParser();
$result = $p->setInputFile('tunes/jabber');
$result = $p->parse();
?>

Today, I went grocery shopping. On my way in, I saw an elderly gentlemen who had just finished unloading his cart. I asked "Can I take that for you". He happily agreed, and then proceeded to tell me how it had taken him 30 minutes to find his car because he forgot where he had parked. I gave him a friendly laugh, and away I went with his shopping cart. Halfway through my shopping I look at my cart and there is a cane hooked onto the handle. i robbed a crippled old man... on accident. this is what I get for trying to be nice. I left the cane with the management at the store. I wonder if the old man thinks I did it intentionally. I'm sorry old man.

I am less random now.

no one understands me. i think i'll blog about it.

WAAAAHH!!

The excitement of flipping a user cluster...

OMGZ, my journal aint broken. Or is it?!

HAHA!!!!
I have a user cluster all to myself!

I learned a valuable lesson this week: Vacuum bags need to be replaced on occasion.

I thought all the dirt went into a vacuum in space and I never had to worry about it. I was wrong, it's a very deceptive name.

Inspired by a coworker's website, I decided to design a front page to my website: http://spazbot.com.

Compassion is revolution.

don't fall asleep on your keyboard while root.